The first thing you need to know about us is there is no 'us'. This isn't some sort of Matrix mind-puzzle type bollocks, there really isn't. All the misguided rage on this website is contained within one bloke with a MacBook and an obsession with the word 'cunt'.
The site has been running since mid-2007 and sporadically updated ever since, with the occasional burst of activity where I'll update every week until some new life-based crisis will spring up and bite me in the arse, which means sometimes there'll be a blank week or just five or six posts of unfocussed swearing before it returns to normal. The site used to have comments enabled, but now it doesn't, and it's staying that way until I know enough about this HTML gibberish to modify the theme I'm using it doesn't have massive great speech bubble for a comment button.
I'm not sure how many readers I have or how many of you are regulars or are going to take the time to read this page, but I do have web stats that I occasionally check, and at last count there were about twelve of you. That's not a lot in internet terms but it's a lot more than most fannies get when they post their terrible bilge all over their 'blogs' for all to see, so I'm not doing too badly.
Anyway, below is some legal disclaimer bullshit that you can read if you want, but it probably won't do you any good. For the record it's bollocks and completely made up. I am not a solicitor and I am definately not your solicitor. This is not legal advice, do not pass go, blah blah blah.
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Thanks for visiting.
- The Blandford Examiner
The site has been running since mid-2007 and sporadically updated ever since, with the occasional burst of activity where I'll update every week until some new life-based crisis will spring up and bite me in the arse, which means sometimes there'll be a blank week or just five or six posts of unfocussed swearing before it returns to normal. The site used to have comments enabled, but now it doesn't, and it's staying that way until I know enough about this HTML gibberish to modify the theme I'm using it doesn't have massive great speech bubble for a comment button.
I'm not sure how many readers I have or how many of you are regulars or are going to take the time to read this page, but I do have web stats that I occasionally check, and at last count there were about twelve of you. That's not a lot in internet terms but it's a lot more than most fannies get when they post their terrible bilge all over their 'blogs' for all to see, so I'm not doing too badly.
Anyway, below is some legal disclaimer bullshit that you can read if you want, but it probably won't do you any good. For the record it's bollocks and completely made up. I am not a solicitor and I am definately not your solicitor. This is not legal advice, do not pass go, blah blah blah.
Disclaimer
- All original content related to this site is, for the purposes of legal dealings, satire. The opinions expressed in the articles posted to this website are not necessarily reflective of the true views of the poster, no matter how big an idiot you've been or how much he's laughed at you.
- This website contains materials not suitable for minors, regardless of what defines 'minor' in your particular jurisdiction. Most miners are probably safe. I know for a fact that this site is blocked by some web filters on grounds of profanity and lewdness, and they're probably right, but CyberPatrol blocking me for 'explicit violence' is probably a bit much.
- I reserve the right to use any original content you send me, either via comments, should I ever re-enable the cocking things, or by email or otherwise, to publish on this site. I'm not going to steal your jokes, but if you send me hate mail I'm going to nail it up on the front page and laugh at you. I will also sign your email address up to mailing lists advertising Red Hot Bulgarian Piss.
- If you're a trendy lefty, a raving racist, a Daily Express reader or any other sort of garden-variety tosser, this website may cause offence, raised blood pressure and may cause you to impotently flail your tiny balled fists at the unyielding screen in a terrible apoplectic rage.
- All content is indeed © The Blandford Examiner, 2007-2008, and all rights are reserved. If you want to use this stuff on your own projects, though fuck knows why you would, then by all means contact me. All I'll probably want is my name on it somewhere.
Thanks for visiting.
- The Blandford Examiner
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