Why is it that, sometimes, when I type an address into my browser's address bar and hit return, it doesn't bloody work, but when I copy and paste the URL into Google and click the resulting link, it comes up faster than anything? It's internet favouritism, I tell you. Actually, it's probably just Orange being complete salmon cocks as usual, but it's getting right on my tits.
Anyway, we've got a doozy of a Your Say Thursday today, as any Have Your Say question entitled "Are white working class people ignored in Britain?" is bound to bring out the armies of nutters and reactionary witterers that seem to populate the Have Your Say website. Most peoples' idea of the white working class being 'ignored' translates to 'I should get more because I'm white, why aren't I?', but that wouldn't be very funny, that's just very sad - quite how you can piss and moan for hours on end about 'the blacks' getting benefits/free cars/trips to Alton Towers just for being brown then turn around and, with a straight face, claim that you should get more because you're white is beyond me. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a minority and nobody's given me a Mercedes.
Anyway, onwards, to the idiots.
Your licence fee at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Goodnight.
Anyway, we've got a doozy of a Your Say Thursday today, as any Have Your Say question entitled "Are white working class people ignored in Britain?" is bound to bring out the armies of nutters and reactionary witterers that seem to populate the Have Your Say website. Most peoples' idea of the white working class being 'ignored' translates to 'I should get more because I'm white, why aren't I?', but that wouldn't be very funny, that's just very sad - quite how you can piss and moan for hours on end about 'the blacks' getting benefits/free cars/trips to Alton Towers just for being brown then turn around and, with a straight face, claim that you should get more because you're white is beyond me. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a minority and nobody's given me a Mercedes.
Anyway, onwards, to the idiots.
"I have read many comments that this country is 92% white etc, if you have eyes you know this is not true, anywhere there is a lot of people London , Birmingham, there are not many white people"
- peter woods, romford, United KingdomThe black person outside my window proves that 100% of people in Britain are black. This is 100% fact and cannot be disproven by truth, statistics or common sense."Frankly I am bored of hearing the working class whine and complain about their lot in life. They breed constantly, they never stop smoking or drinking. They live their entire lives on benefits and won't get a job."
- Mark S., United Kingdom
When I try to imagine the sort of person Mark S. is, I just can't shake the image of a man who's all tweed and teeth, wondering what that horrible braying sound is when he laughs."I would like to ask the question.Where are the UNIONS?Why do they stand idly by when once highly skilled well paid WHITE manual workers are being pied high on the industrial scrapheap"
- MARK LOUGHLIN, TIPTON, United KingdomI bet when you think about the possibility of your toaster being repaired by a 'black', you get so scared you have a little accident and the poo dribbles down your leg into your Union Jack socks, and then you have a bit of a cry.
"I have served as a soldier in many foreign lands and learnt rapidly that it is nigh on impossible to enforce our standards on all and sundry. Allowing foregin communities to form in the UK compounds this issue!"Edward Blackmore, Newbridge, United KingdomIt's nigh on impossible to enforce your standards of peace and tolerance on people by running screaming at them waving a machine gun. Who could have known that wouldn't work?"How long before the indiginous white population are forced to live on reservations....?"
Mark H, Luton, United KingdomYes, Mark! How long before the indigenous white population is herded into pens and poked by foreign children with brown faces and long sticks with bits of poo on the end? How long, Mark? How long!?And if they'd both had one leg they'd have been given a kitten and some gummy bears. What would have they gotten if they'd been conjoined twins? Tell us, tee4, give us more of your entirely imaginary political insight, and less on why you are a complete and utter fanny."Anyone in any doubt about this should read the story of the old couple in the Politically correct city of Brighton,the husband had a stroke and they now are seperated because the council will not find them ground floor accomodation,if this couple had been same sex or of minority ethnic origin they would have been moved in days."
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I absolutely love Have Your Say, I really do, and this has to be one of my favourites in ages. Getting all the quotes to line up properly in this post has been giving me some serious gyp, but I don't care, because I've been having too much fun laughing at the surprising ignorance of the population of the Have Your Say boards. This question has been great for it, but my favourite of the entire week has to go to the entire question about 'Sky Jams'; how can you possibly argue with the sort of minds that think planes run on magical rails in the sky?
Your licence fee at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Goodnight.
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