Is it just me or has the whole world gone sex bonkers? Everyone's either shagging everything abhorrent in sight or trying to stop everyone else shagging anything until they can at least convince someone to please just hold their hand.
Before anyone starts thinking I'm some sort of specialist gimp-mask lunatic, I'd like to point out I don't understand these people, it's just I understand even less the mob that wants to reduce everybody else's enjoyment to watching videos of pious young men asking fathers for their daughters' hand in marriage, just in case anything else causes us tiny-minded people who clearly can't handle sex or violence to go on some sort of scythe-weilding horror movie rampage.
It's ridiculous - if you want to stick a bedpost up your arse, what business is it of the government's? Personally I wouldn't advise you do it, but if the urge really takes you and you can find people willing to pay you fifteen quid a month to see you do it, all power to you. You're just not sitting on my chairs if you come round for dinner. The issue is supposedly about people stumbling across 'rape porn' on the internet (and the BBC article conveniently names a couple of sites for you to satisfy your curiosity - I didn't look and don't want to, but if you're that cracked then by all means take a peek) and going out and stabbing people. It's the other way around, surely? Unless I fancy cracking one off at the wrist over women being sexually assaulted, which I don't, then I'm not going to go looking for this sort of site. It doesn't seem like the sort of stuff you can just wander into from a google search for 'tits'. The only real crime in that search is that Ant & Dec aren't right at the top.
It does open a worrying double standard, with Lord Wallace of Tankerness (which is a brilliant name, by the way) saying " ". I can probably sum it up more succinctly than that, though - if you try to take away my right to crack one off over Major Kira giving someone a good kicking, I riot. I can't be fucked getting too worked up about it, obviously, cos I've already got all the videos, but anything within arms' reach is in some serious danger, let me tell you.
It's all pointless anyway, because surely this fucking maniac is proof that complete sexual insanity can and will occur without the aid of the demon interlink. I wasn't going to comment on this story because there was nothing funny to take out of it, just the extremely sick, but it's just getting weirder and weirder by the minute. My top three revelations so far have to be:
1) His wife didn't know what was going on. Now I'm not the most observant person in the world and can often drift through days pretty much oblivious to my surroundings, but I'm pretty sure I'd notice my significant other sneaking off to the basement multiple times a day. The basement is just the typical place where this sort of insanity occurs, so I'd have been down there like a shot after, I don't know, the tenth year.
2) The fact he built an entire house down there. Most captors, even that Belgian lunatic who I can't find a link to at the moment, largely because I don't really want to google that intently in case these anti-pornography crusaders are watching, didn't build them a fucking house. It would almost be a good holiday destination, if it wasn't for all the rape, and
3) The electronic lock on the door. For most people, a padlocked door to a chamber would do, but no, he built an underground house with lights, running water and an electronically locked door. That's Bond villain stuff there. Except instead of the world domination, he decided to stick to rape. It definately seems to be the rape motif that's the problem, doesn't it?
Still, it's not like Austria has the monopoly on cases that sickly prove the legislation horribly wrong. Someone's finally been arrested on Jersey for the sex party dungeon thing. Only one person, mind you, so presumably there will be more. If there isn't, that bloke had some serious fucking stamina. Another case with about seven underground rooms filled with kids being abused that can surely have nothing to do with the internet, just a very particular kind of crazy.
Bunch of fucking mentalists.
Goodnight.
Before anyone starts thinking I'm some sort of specialist gimp-mask lunatic, I'd like to point out I don't understand these people, it's just I understand even less the mob that wants to reduce everybody else's enjoyment to watching videos of pious young men asking fathers for their daughters' hand in marriage, just in case anything else causes us tiny-minded people who clearly can't handle sex or violence to go on some sort of scythe-weilding horror movie rampage.
It's ridiculous - if you want to stick a bedpost up your arse, what business is it of the government's? Personally I wouldn't advise you do it, but if the urge really takes you and you can find people willing to pay you fifteen quid a month to see you do it, all power to you. You're just not sitting on my chairs if you come round for dinner. The issue is supposedly about people stumbling across 'rape porn' on the internet (and the BBC article conveniently names a couple of sites for you to satisfy your curiosity - I didn't look and don't want to, but if you're that cracked then by all means take a peek) and going out and stabbing people. It's the other way around, surely? Unless I fancy cracking one off at the wrist over women being sexually assaulted, which I don't, then I'm not going to go looking for this sort of site. It doesn't seem like the sort of stuff you can just wander into from a google search for 'tits'. The only real crime in that search is that Ant & Dec aren't right at the top.
It does open a worrying double standard, with Lord Wallace of Tankerness (which is a brilliant name, by the way) saying " ". I can probably sum it up more succinctly than that, though - if you try to take away my right to crack one off over Major Kira giving someone a good kicking, I riot. I can't be fucked getting too worked up about it, obviously, cos I've already got all the videos, but anything within arms' reach is in some serious danger, let me tell you.
It's all pointless anyway, because surely this fucking maniac is proof that complete sexual insanity can and will occur without the aid of the demon interlink. I wasn't going to comment on this story because there was nothing funny to take out of it, just the extremely sick, but it's just getting weirder and weirder by the minute. My top three revelations so far have to be:
1) His wife didn't know what was going on. Now I'm not the most observant person in the world and can often drift through days pretty much oblivious to my surroundings, but I'm pretty sure I'd notice my significant other sneaking off to the basement multiple times a day. The basement is just the typical place where this sort of insanity occurs, so I'd have been down there like a shot after, I don't know, the tenth year.
2) The fact he built an entire house down there. Most captors, even that Belgian lunatic who I can't find a link to at the moment, largely because I don't really want to google that intently in case these anti-pornography crusaders are watching, didn't build them a fucking house. It would almost be a good holiday destination, if it wasn't for all the rape, and
3) The electronic lock on the door. For most people, a padlocked door to a chamber would do, but no, he built an underground house with lights, running water and an electronically locked door. That's Bond villain stuff there. Except instead of the world domination, he decided to stick to rape. It definately seems to be the rape motif that's the problem, doesn't it?
Still, it's not like Austria has the monopoly on cases that sickly prove the legislation horribly wrong. Someone's finally been arrested on Jersey for the sex party dungeon thing. Only one person, mind you, so presumably there will be more. If there isn't, that bloke had some serious fucking stamina. Another case with about seven underground rooms filled with kids being abused that can surely have nothing to do with the internet, just a very particular kind of crazy.
Bunch of fucking mentalists.
Goodnight.
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