I just Googled myself. I feel so cheap and used.
Apparently, thanks to my 2008 Greatcionary hailing of psychological CSI knock-off Criminal Minds, and in particular the smoulderingly sexy Paget Brewster, I've managed to become result #14 on Google's cache of TV listings website MeeVee.com's 'Paget Brewster interest channel'. Yes, folks, #14, soundly beating 'Some Blog on a Guy's MySpace' into #15 and falling only two spots below the hard-hitting, insightful commentary of 'Upskirt pornography'. Fame beckons, and it's surely only a matter of time before I'm spotted by all sorts of nationals, studios, and other third-rate automated aggregator bots searching for any and all references to a target word or phrase.
Edit: I've just discovered I'm also the #1 result for 'nude midget' on Google Blog Search. Don't ask.
Goodnight.
Apparently, thanks to my 2008 Greatcionary hailing of psychological CSI knock-off Criminal Minds, and in particular the smoulderingly sexy Paget Brewster, I've managed to become result #14 on Google's cache of TV listings website MeeVee.com's 'Paget Brewster interest channel'. Yes, folks, #14, soundly beating 'Some Blog on a Guy's MySpace' into #15 and falling only two spots below the hard-hitting, insightful commentary of 'Upskirt pornography'. Fame beckons, and it's surely only a matter of time before I'm spotted by all sorts of nationals, studios, and other third-rate automated aggregator bots searching for any and all references to a target word or phrase.
Edit: I've just discovered I'm also the #1 result for 'nude midget' on Google Blog Search. Don't ask.
Goodnight.
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